Pet Peeves that are guaranteed to make me drop a slave like a hot potato: 1) You email me very often. Don't get me wrong, if a session is coming up and you want to discuss the particulars of that session, or to explain to me your fantasy in great detail, by all means do so. I want you to be happy and to fulfill your deepest desires and fantasies. This pleases me very much and satisfies me to the core. Specify the fetishes you want me to incorporate and your limits if any and I will respect them. If you have questions go ahead and ask. If you want to say hello once in a while that's fine and makes me smile. However:
2) You call just to chat more than once or twice per week. I love my slaves and do enjoy touching base with them on a regular basis. However if the conversation lasts more than 5 minutes and we are not discussing a session, I will want to get off the phone. I don't like to talk on the phone too long because telephones tend to microwave your brain and interfere with the magnetic field of your body. Read your telephone manual to see. This is why I prefer you email me. Or keep the conversation short and to the point. We can talk all we want when we are in session LOL! 3) You text me. I am not your best friend, please do not text me. The only exception is Mike because he is normal and doesn't exaggerate, not like Anthony, Rocco and Marco. Plus you won't get a response. 4) You ask me if I am the right Mistress for you, the one you have been searching for before we even meet. There is only one way to find that one out and that is to actually meet. I will not beg and plead with you. I find that question stupid because which mistress will say no. 5) You have a smelly butt. Listen, I know you work hard. Maybe you got a case of the shits before coming to see me. Just give me a heads up! Don't just spring your stinky ass-smell on me without warning! Its like someone farting and not telling you. Go into the bathroom, wet a washcloth and at least wipe a little. Better yet request or perform an enema, I can help you. Otherwise, if your butt smells I probably won't tell you because I don't want you to feel bad, unless it really stinks. What I may do is: a) try to mask it with insane amounts of lube or b)take a wet cloth and wipe you and if its still stanky I may even c) add baby powder. So if you don't want to feel like a baby after a diaper change, wash your butt. 6) You try to haggle. I understand you work hard. I appreciate and respect that. However I consider asking for a lower price a form of harassment which will make me lose all respect for you and feel sorry for you because you have a lack mentality. Save your money, and when you have the full amount, you will see that it was worth it. Practice the secret, tell yourself you have enough money repeatedly and eventually your subconscious will propel you into making such choices as to having enough money. 7) I am your owner and you bust my chops every five minutes every time you want to breathe, walk or fart. Ex: Can I add this person on fetlife? Bullshit like that! Listen: I don't have time for that shit! I don't care if someone wants to be friends with you! What's the problem? I'm not afraid to lose you because you won't want to leave anyway! Stop being such a loser and find another way to feel important. Take a course, attend a lecture or workshop, masturbate. Or if you want to take up that much of my time you better be prepared to give me something more than useless words. I am not jealous. Let's all just get along. Peace and love... Let's be hippies... |




