Pussy Rant

This is just a random rant for various people who have annoyed me.

1) Whenever you go on vacation my google ranking goes up. Stop being a jealous bitch.

2) I hate it when people ask me to blog about them. It almost guarantees that I will not blog about them no matter how much I like them. My blog is spontaneous and real!

3) I hate it when someone takes a session with me and then either: a) asks me to marry them or b) offers himself as a boyfriend or c) offers himself as a personal slave or d) offers to leave his wife for me!!! If you don't realize the stupidity in this, I can't really help you. This isn't eharmony!

4) If you feel insecure, the more money you give me the more I like you. The more you excite me and the more I want to see you. If you are cheap, or take little time and don't want to pay for the privilege of my presence, you will have less priority because you are not really helpful to my life.

5) Why the fuck are you always losing the keys?

6) Why the fuck do you hide things in weird places?

7) Why the fuck is Mr Y such a cheap bastard?

8) I don't like it when you smell like armpits.

9) Don't hug me when you smell like armpits.

10) Assjuice is gross

Thanks for listening. I feel better now.

Montreal Dominatrix www.mymistresssharon.com